JESSICA SIMPSON LOSE OUT TO CARRIE UNDERWOOD

In September's Allure (via UsWeekly), Carrie Underwears claims Tony Romo stills calls her from time to time. She said, "We were both small-town people doing very big things, and we relied on each other, dealing with fame. I don't know. The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer."

Jessica Simpson is just not good at anything isn't she? She can't keep her man by her side, she can't sing, she can't act, she can't for fucks sake even dance properly. So why is she a star?

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