KAMBAKKHT ISHQ IS JUST NAUSEATING AND UNBEARABLE

Dumb-bakkht Ishq (as some reviewers have nicknamed the film) is all about SEXFEST, and not "feel the love".Let's start with the whole experience. We came, we settled in and the cinema hall was half full. We had our large popcorn ready to laugh, dance and cry.

Before we go on, i'll like to remind you of Akshay Kumar, who had two releases this year which is CHANDNI CHOWK TO CHINA and TASVEER.Both films had an insipid affair at the box office, and Kambakkht Ishq is his last chance to wow us this year. Unfortunately, his character was wasted.

KAMBAKKHT ISHQ is one of the first films in Hindi cinema having four scriptwriters.Four- DUMB DOG SCRIPTWRITERS who have written a childish-cheesy dialogues,and a FULL HOUSE sexual connotations.The heroine and hero refer to each other as ‘dog’ and ‘bitch’, and you wonder why isn't this film NC 16.

Get this straight-Doesn't mean you roped in Hollywood actors, your movie's going to be a hit. Yes- Sylvester Stallone, along with Brandon Routh of Superman fame and confused old tranny- Denise Richards are integrated well in the narrative, about an Indian stuntman working in Hollywood BUT the film is a major disappointment in terms of content.

Bollywood is Bollywood, Hollywood is hollywood. Why does Bollywood want to venture into 21st-century style: kissing; women,stripping down to their undies, swearing in english-Where's the Masti, where's the KAMINI? Where is the "ish-style"?

Oh and about the ever TOO MUCH EXPRESSIONS Kareena Kapoor,why does she have to reprise the dreadful ‘ Yeh Mera Dil ’ act in a self-spoof song ( Bebo Main Bebo, Dil Mera Lelo ). I agree, she looks exceptionally better pyhsically than her thick drumstick thighs during the film DON-but where' the originality?

Why do a film that has been done? Why Kiss just because it's a Bolly-Holly film? Why does one minute Kareena puts on a pink lipstick the other minute it's brown? And does surgeons put on a BLOODY WATCH whenever they perform a surgery?

It is surprising how veteran actors like Boman Irani, Kirron Kher, Javed Jaffry agreed to be part of this film. Javed Jaffrey and Boman Irani ham hysterically and are pathetically wasted. I'm very dissapointed,if i have my way i'll demand a refund!!Honestly the film is for cheesy TEENAGERS who cannot differentiate who is Amrita Rao and Amrita Arora and who cries at the end of the film-cehh!! We give Kambakkht Ishq 2 out of 5 samosas.